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人教版初二英語作文
Abutcherwatchingoverhisshopisreallysurprisedwhenhesawadogcominginsidetheshop.Heshooshimaway.Butlater,thedogisbackagain.
So,hegoesovertothedogandnoticeshehasanoteinhismouth.Hetakesthenoteanditreads"CanIhave12sausagesandalegoflamb,please.Thedoghasmoneyinhismouth,aswell."
Thebutcherlooksinsideand,loandbehold,thereisatendollarNotethere.Sohetakesthemoneyandputsthesausagesandlambinabag,placingitinthedog'smouth.Thebutcherissoimpressed,andsinceit'saboutclosingtime,hedecidestoshutupshopandfollowthedog.
Sooffhegoes.ThedogiswalkingdownthestreetwhenhecomesToalevelcrossing.
Thedogputsdownthebag,jumpsupandpressesthebutton.Thenhewaitspatiently,baginmouth,forthelightstoturn.Theydo,andhewalksacrosstheroad,withthebutcherfollowinghimalltheway.
Thedogthencomestoabusstop,andstartslookingatthetimetable.
Thebutcherisinaweatthisstage.Thedogchecksoutthetimes,andthensitsononeoftheseatsprovided.Alongcomesabus.Thedogwalksaroundtothefront,looksatthenumber,andgoesbacktohisseat.
Anotherbuscomes.Againthedoggoesandlooksatthenumber,noticesit'stherightbus,andclimbson.Thebutcher,bynow,open-mouthed,followshimontothebus.
Thebustravelsthroughthetownandoutintothesuburbs,thedogLookingatthescenery.Eventuallyhegetsup,andmovestothefrontofthebus.Hestandson2backpawsandpushesthebuttontostopthebus.Thenhegetsoff,hisgroceriesstillinhismouth.
Well,dogandbutcherarewalkingalongtheroad,andthenthedogturnsintoahouse.Hewalksupthepath,anddropsthegroceriesonthestep.
Thenhewalksbackdownthepath,takesabigrun,andthrowshimselfagainstthedoor.Hegoesbackdownthepath,runsuptothedoorandagain,itthrowshimselfagainstit.There'snoansweratthehouse,sothedoggoesbackdownthepath,jumpsuponanarrowwall,andwalksalongtheperimeterofthegarden.Hegetstothewindow,andbeatshisheadagainstitseveraltimes,walksback,jumpsoff,andwaitsatthedoor.
Thebutcherwatchesasabigguyopensthedoor,andstartsabusingthedog,kickinghimandpunchinghim,andswearingathim.
Thebutcherrunsup,andstopstheguy."Whatinheaven'snameareYoudoing?Thedogisagenius.HecouldbeonTV,forthelifeofme!"towhichtheguyresponds:"Youcallthisclever?Thisisthesecondtimethisweekthatthisstupiddog'sforgottenhiskey."