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男人說(shuō)的話
一：父親問(wèn)我人生有什么追求?我回答金錢和美女，父親兇狠的打了我的臉;我回答事業(yè)與愛情，父親贊賞的摸了我的頭。
二：小時(shí)候經(jīng)常聽說(shuō)有人因?yàn)樯顗毫Υ蠖詺�，那時(shí)我懂得死亡，卻不明白壓力是什么。現(xiàn)在長(zhǎng)大了，我懂了什么是壓力，開始不明白為什么還有那么多人活著……
三：老天爺給我一雙眼睛，讓我看到花花世界;老天爺又給我一雙手，讓我去勤奮勞動(dòng)掙錢;老天爺再給我一張嘴，讓我用它來(lái)咒罵老天爺?shù)牟还健?shy;
四：又美麗、又純潔又溫柔、又性 感、又可愛的處 女，就像鬼魂一樣，男人們都在談?wù)撍珡膩?lái)沒(méi)有人親眼見過(guò)……
五：男人所說(shuō)的內(nèi)在美，指的是胸 罩里面，而不是內(nèi)心!
六：我退化了，到現(xiàn)在我都還不會(huì)游泳，要知道在我出生前，我絕對(duì)是游的最快的那個(gè)……
七：人要學(xué)會(huì)自己尋找一些小幸福，比如到街上看一看那些不屬于自己的美女，去銀行看一看那些不屬于自己的鈔票，到車展上看一看那些不屬于自己的跑車，然后在街上找一個(gè)乞丐看，告訴自己：沒(méi)關(guān)系，剛才的那些也不屬于他……
八：妹妹問(wèn)我：哥，接吻是什么樣的?我笑著告訴她：傻丫頭，接吻是要說(shuō)：豬……弟弟問(wèn)我：哥什么是接吻啊?我說(shuō)：接吻?張嘴，伸舌頭。
九：真不明白，女孩買很多很多漂亮的衣服穿，就是為了吸引男孩的目光，但男孩想看的，卻是不穿衣服的女孩。
十：再街上看美女，目光高一點(diǎn)就是欣賞。目光低一點(diǎn)就是流氓。
十一：維持生命在于運(yùn)動(dòng)，創(chuàng)造生命也在于運(yùn)動(dòng)，區(qū)別在于床下床上。。
十三：我喜歡把人生交給命運(yùn)：早上醒來(lái)我都會(huì)拋硬幣。如果正面向上，我就繼續(xù)睡覺(jué);如果背面向上，我就躺在床上看電視;如果是立起的，我就起來(lái)收拾屋子。
今天過(guò)節(jié)不收禮，收禮只收女朋友!祝光棍們節(jié)日快樂(lè)，早日收大禮!
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以往的日子你是否依舊孤獨(dú)，今后的日子你一定會(huì)過(guò)得熱鬧，在你面前桃花將會(huì)朵朵開放，祝：最后一個(gè)光棍節(jié)快樂(lè)!
汽車渴望公路，花草渴望雨露，太監(jiān)迫切渴望著雄性激素。 靈魂渴望超度， 心靈渴望歸宿，而你則迫切渴望著有個(gè)媳婦。祝光棍節(jié)快樂(lè)!
看別人都在擁抱，我偷偷吃酸葡萄。我每天都在祈禱，白雪公主 會(huì)來(lái)到。 我發(fā)出愛的信號(hào), 還是沒(méi)有人收到. 我攤開我的懷抱, 等待有人來(lái)依靠. 美女假裝看不到, 別人笑了我就跑.
不應(yīng)有恨，何時(shí)才能把夢(mèng)圓。
男有高矮胖瘦，女有黑白美丑，此事古難全。
但愿人長(zhǎng)久，光棍不再有!
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非常經(jīng)典有深度的電影英文臺(tái)詞
1.一個(gè)人總要走陌生的路，看陌生的風(fēng)景，聽陌生的歌，然后在某個(gè)不經(jīng)意的瞬間，你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)，原本是費(fèi)盡心機(jī)想要忘記的事情真的就那么忘記了。
One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange music. Then one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone.
2.幸福，不是長(zhǎng)生不老，不是大魚大肉，不是權(quán)傾朝野。幸福是每一個(gè)微小的生活愿望達(dá)成。當(dāng)你想吃的時(shí)候有得吃，想被愛的時(shí)候有人來(lái)愛你。
Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand. It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love.
3.愛情是燈，友情是影子，當(dāng)燈滅了，你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)你的周圍都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以給你力量的人。
Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow. When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere. Friend is who can give you strength at last.
4.我愛你不是因?yàn)槟闶钦l(shuí)，而是我在你面前可以是誰(shuí)。
I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.
5.愛情，要么讓人成熟，要么讓人墮落。
Love makes man grow up or sink down.
6.舉得起放得下的叫舉重，舉得起放不下的叫負(fù)重�？上В蠖鄶�(shù)人的愛情，都是負(fù)重的。
If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it's called burden-bearing. Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love.
7.我們每個(gè)人都生活在各自的過(guò)去中，人們會(huì)用一分鐘的時(shí)間去認(rèn)識(shí)一個(gè)人，用一小時(shí)的時(shí)間去喜歡一個(gè)人，再用一天的時(shí)間去愛上一個(gè)人，到最后呢，卻要用一輩子的時(shí)間去忘記一個(gè)人。
We all live in the past. We take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget someone.
8.一個(gè)人一生可以愛上很多的人，等你獲得真正屬于你的幸福之后，你就會(huì)明白一起的傷痛其實(shí)是一種財(cái)富，它讓你學(xué)會(huì)更好地去把握和珍惜你愛的人。
One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.
9.年輕的時(shí)候會(huì)想要談很多次戀愛，但是隨著年齡的增長(zhǎng)，終于領(lǐng)悟到愛一個(gè)人，就算用一輩子的時(shí)間，還是會(huì)嫌不夠。慢慢地去了解這個(gè)人，體諒這個(gè)人，直到愛上為止，是需要有非常寬大的胸襟才行。
When you are young, you may want several love experiences. But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough. You need time to know, to forgive and to love. All this needs a very big mind.
10.當(dāng)明天變成了今天成為了昨天，最后成為記憶里不www.lady-power.com再重要的某一天，我們突然發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在不知不覺(jué)中已被時(shí)間推著向前走，這不是靜止火車?yán)铮c相鄰列車交錯(cuò)時(shí)，仿佛自己在前進(jìn)的錯(cuò)覺(jué)，而是我們真實(shí)的在成長(zhǎng)，在這件事里成了另一個(gè)自己。
When tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we are pushed forward by time. This is not a train in still in which you may feel forward when another train goes by. It is the truth that we've all grown up. And we become different.
11.離開我就別安慰我，要知道每一次縫補(bǔ)也會(huì)遭遇穿刺的痛。
If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.
12.曾經(jīng)擁有的，不要忘記。不能得到的，更要珍惜。屬于自己的，不要放棄。已經(jīng)失去的，留作回憶。
Don’t forget the things you once you owned. Treasure the things youcan’t get. Don't give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory.
13.我喜歡并習(xí)慣了對(duì)變化的東西保持著距離，這樣才會(huì)知道什么是最不會(huì)被時(shí)間拋棄的準(zhǔn)則。比如愛一個(gè)人，充滿變數(shù)，我于是后退一步，靜靜的看著，直到看見真誠(chéng)的感情。
I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things.Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true feelings.
14.男人的愛是俯視而生，而女人的愛是仰視而生。如果愛情像座山，那么男人越往上走可以俯視的女人就越多，而女人越往上走可以仰視的男人就越少。
Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up. If love is a mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while women will see fewer men.
15.好的愛情是你通過(guò)一個(gè)人看到整個(gè)世界，壞的愛情是你為了一個(gè)人舍棄世界。
Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person.
16.在自己面前，應(yīng)該一直留有一個(gè)地方，獨(dú)自留在那里。然后去愛。不知道是什么，不知道是誰(shuí)，不知道如何去愛，也不知道可以愛多久。只是等待一次愛情，也許永遠(yuǎn)都沒(méi)有人。可是，這種等待，就是愛情本身。
We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves. And then begin to love. Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will be. Just wait for one love. Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself.
17.有誰(shuí)不曾為那暗戀而痛苦?我們總以為那份癡情很重，很重，是世上最重的重量。有一天，暮然回首，我們才發(fā)現(xiàn)，它一直都是很輕，很輕的。我們以為愛的很深，很深，來(lái)日歲月，會(huì)讓你知道，它不過(guò)很淺，很淺。最深和最重的愛，必須和時(shí)日一起成長(zhǎng)。
Is there anyone who hasn't suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the world. But one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it's always light, light. We all thought love was very deep, but in fact it's very thin. The deepest and heaviest love must grow up withthe time.
18.在這個(gè)世界上，只有真正快樂(lè)的男人，才能帶給女人真正的快樂(lè)。
In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness
19.女人如果不性感，就要感性;如果沒(méi)有感性，就要理性;如果沒(méi)有理性，就要有自知之明;如果連這個(gè)都沒(méi)有了，她只有不幸。
If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearly. coz only she has is misfortune.
20.一段不被接受的愛情，需要的不是傷心，而是時(shí)間，一段可以用來(lái)遺忘的時(shí)間。一顆被深深傷了的心，需要的不是同情，而是理解。
An unacceptable love needs no sorrow but time- sometime for forgetting.A badly-hurt heart needs no sympathy but understanding.
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