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英語(yǔ)閱讀：短篇英文笑話(huà)帶翻譯
人生來(lái)就會(huì)笑,但很少有人知道,笑也是一種很好的健身運(yùn)動(dòng)。多看笑話(huà)，強(qiáng)身健體。小編分享英語(yǔ)閱讀關(guān)于短篇英文笑話(huà)帶翻譯，希望可以幫助大家!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)閱讀：活到400多歲
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎?
學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹�，還沒(méi)有人活到400多歲。
英語(yǔ)閱讀：
Overcharge
A pipe burst in a lawyer’s house, so he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the lawyer a bill for $600.
The lawyer exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a lawyer!."
The plumber quietly replied, "Neither did I when I was a lawyer."
The lawyer exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a lawyer!."
The plumber quietly replied, "Neither did I when I was a lawyer."
一個(gè)管道破裂在律師的`房子里,所以他叫水管工。管道工來(lái)了,打開(kāi)他的工具,神秘plumber-type事情,和把律師費(fèi)用600美元。
律師說(shuō):“這是荒謬的!我甚至不讓那么多律師!�！�
水管工靜靜地回答道:“我也沒(méi)有當(dāng)我是一個(gè)律師�！�
律師說(shuō):“這是荒謬的!我甚至不讓那么多律師!�！�
水管工靜靜地回答道:“我也沒(méi)有當(dāng)我是一個(gè)律師�！�
英語(yǔ)閱讀：Suspicious woman
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
"You’re running around with other women," she charged.
"You’re being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You’re the only woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be
awakened by someone poking (戳, 捅, 撥開(kāi), 刺)him in the chest. It was Eve.
"What do you think you’re doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs."
有時(shí)女人過(guò)于懷疑自己的丈夫。當(dāng)亞當(dāng)呆很晚了幾個(gè)晚上后,夜變得心煩意亂。
“你與其他女人跑來(lái)跑去,”她指控。
“你是不合理的`,”亞當(dāng)回應(yīng)道�！澳闶堑厍蛏衔ㄒ坏呐��！�
爭(zhēng)吵一直持續(xù)到亞當(dāng)睡著了,只有
覺(jué)醒的人戳戳,捅,撥開(kāi),刺)他的胸部。這是夏娃。
“你認(rèn)為你在做什么?”亞當(dāng)問(wèn)道。
“算你的肋骨�！�
英語(yǔ)閱讀：Distance from the accident
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.
The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six and one half inches".
"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?", asked the judge.
"Well, I knew some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.
一個(gè)木匠給事故他見(jiàn)證了證據(jù)。法官問(wèn)他有多遠(yuǎn)從事故。
木匠回答說(shuō)“二十7英尺6 1/2英寸”。
“什么?你怎么這么肯定的距離?”,要求法官。
“嗯,我知道會(huì)有傻瓜問(wèn)我。所以我量了。”木匠回答說(shuō)。
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