中英雙語(yǔ)閱讀：坐出租車去機(jī)場(chǎng)的路上
一位來(lái)自日本的旅客,坐出租車去機(jī)場(chǎng)的路上,看到一輛汽車經(jīng)過,就說:“oh,TOKOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一輛經(jīng)過,他又說: “oh,NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司機(jī)有點(diǎn)不高興,覺得他太吵了!當(dāng)?shù)谌v經(jīng)過時(shí),他還是說:“oh,HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
后來(lái)到了機(jī)場(chǎng),那個(gè)日本人就問:“How Much?”出租車司機(jī)說:“1000!”
日本人驚奇的問司機(jī):“為什么那么貴?”出租車司機(jī)回答說:“oh,mileometer(計(jì) 程表)!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
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一日上街不慎與一老外相撞
某人刻苦學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ),終有小成。一日上街不慎與一老外相撞, 忙說:I am sorry.
老外應(yīng)道:I am sorry too.
某人聽后又道:I am sorry three.
老外不解,問:What are you sorry for?
某人無(wú)奈,道:I am sorry five.
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英語(yǔ)幽默笑話故事：百萬(wàn)富翁
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事
Millionaire
百萬(wàn)富翁
CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."
CEO：我妻子使我成為百萬(wàn)富翁。
Assistant: "What were you before?“
助手：以前你是什么？
CEO:”a multimillionaire.“
CEO：千萬(wàn)宣翁。
我還以為我聾了呢
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
在一個(gè)鄉(xiāng)村路上,一警察讓這個(gè)農(nóng)民靠邊停車,說:“先生,你意識(shí)到你的妻子在幾公里前從車上掉下去了嗎?”農(nóng)民回答說:“感謝上帝,我還以為我聾了呢!”
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英語(yǔ)笑話故事：心不在焉的丈夫
英語(yǔ)笑話故事：心不在焉的丈夫
An absent-minded husband
心不在焉的丈夫
I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.
我陪丈夫一起出差，他帶著他的筆記本電腦。到了機(jī)場(chǎng)出口處時(shí)， 有位檢查員要他打開包。但是包鎖上了，機(jī)場(chǎng)工作人員耐心地等著我那窘迫的丈夫設(shè)法回想起暗鎖的密碼。最后他終于想起來(lái)了。
“Why are you so nervous?"I asked him.
”你為什么那么緊張呢？“我問他。
"The numbers are the date of our annivorsary．my husband confessed.
“密碼是我們的結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日�！彼姓J(rèn)道”
雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話故事 能和我聊一會(huì)兒?jiǎn)?/p>
那些妙趣橫生的英語(yǔ)幽默故事
In the supermarket
在超市里
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermatrket and asked, "You know, l've lost my wife hare in the supermarket.Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?¨
在一個(gè)超市里，一個(gè)男子走向一位非常漂亮的小姐，對(duì)她說：”我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊一會(huì)兒?jiǎn)�？�?/p>
"Why ?¨she asks．
“為什么呢？”這個(gè)小姐問。
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman.my wife appears out of nowhare."
“因?yàn)槊慨?dāng)我與漂亮小姐聊天時(shí)，我的妻子就會(huì)不知從什么地方出來(lái)。
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